January 2012
42 posts
Jan 26th
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Facebook just gets creepier and creepier
My mom just got forced into using the timeline thingy so she showed it to me and it’s creepy as fuck! Like wth anyone can see absolutely anything you’ve ever posted in a couple clicks? Talk about stalker central! I’ve been trapped into continuing to use facebook from WOMP stuff and because I like keeping my pics on the internet somewhere in case my computer crashes suddenly one...
Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Talk show guest: Well at a young age I was sexually abused and just a few years later my whole family died in a tragic boating accident. I lost everything.
Tyra Banks: Well Tracy, I know exactly how upset you are right now because when I was 17 in Paris, I once lost my car keys. Which was also very devastating.
Jan 22nd
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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I’m happy that over winter break I gained some weight, I feel like I still look good but my boobs and hips/butt came back :D And I became tan. It’s been so long since I’ve danced, three weeks now! I’m hella excited dude. And we got a huge raise while I was gone. Awwww yeeeeah $$$$$$ I love how I do almost nothing and make hella money with both of my jobs. I’m so...
Jan 17th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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avengered: i am so glad i live in a world where morgan freeman gets an award for being morgan freeman
Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
College party attempt #2
Why is it that when girls drink they need to lash out at every other female for any possible reason they can find? This times 50 bajillion is my night -_- If I told you some of the insults I received you would not even believe it. I actually broke down crying twice because I was being harassed so badly and kinda losing my faith in our own generation. And, of course, Mr. DJ is too busy to stand...
Jan 15th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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brb, playing house for the fourth consecutive day
life is good
Jan 12th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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I am going to make these terms Dan and I made up...
treealistically (in place of “realistically”) the Treesistance (resisting crazy munchies, or resisting smoking when you know you have something important to do) treetarded (when you do retarded things because you’re high) <- also interchangeable with “treediculous”
Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
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I can confidently say that this vacation was probably the best thing that could have happened to me at this time in my life. This was also a week of partying without weed, which was weird, lol. Wanted to smoke tonight in celebration of being home but it’s late and I don’t want to smoke alone. But Dan is moving out in a day or two so there will definitely be more occasions very soon! ...
Jan 6th
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December 2011
45 posts
I hate not being photogenic
Some people are just kinda “eh” in person but photograph AMAZINGLY And then you look at my pics and think “what the hell happened?” because I’m all like
Dec 25th
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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Guess what I've been doing all week
I’ll give you a hint -  If you were to ask me each day what I had been up to, I would have told you the same thing. And I would have been completely okay and happy with this. B-) <—-cool sunglasses guy
Dec 23rd
WatchWatch
lalasayshella: spoinkle: simple—buteffective: shinedswag: ashleydarkness01: b1tchassalyssa: I FINALLY FOUND THIS VIDEO!!!!! Life = complete I couldn’t even finish watching this omfg I’m crying.  omfg LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL sweet jesus take me now OMG LOL I feel like I dance like this sometimes.. these kids are destined for greatness
Dec 23rd
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It's almost as if God remembered me for a second...
because after this morning got off to a bad start I get adjusted at work and my boss gives me a Christmas bonus and an advance on my pay since he’ll be gone over the holidays.  Then I go pick up a freakin’ half ounce of some pretty awesome GDP for a grand total of $80, proceed to smoke it with Amit. Come home and boyfriend is waiting for me with an iced vanilla latte and then he...
Dec 22nd
likeaghost asked: How did the re-do go?
Dec 22nd